My 15 Year Old Brother Gets His Learners Permit Today!

"macanamera" (macanamera) 03/21/2015 at 10:38 • Filed to: None

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What's the first thing I should teach him? Handbrake turns? Burnouts? Ghost riding the whip?

Coty > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:39

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Last one, for sure.

macanamera > Coty 03/21/2015 at 10:40

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That's what I was thinking.

bob and john > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:42

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motorcycles. duh

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:43

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Looking up while driving.

macanamera > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 03/21/2015 at 10:44

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Looking up cool things on the Internet while driving. Got it.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:45

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definitely ghost ride. It's the American equivalent to hand brake turns.

Coty > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:46

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I learned the importance of the ebrake last night.

Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:50

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All of the above.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:54

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1. gib CLS

2. tell him to turn the fuck up

Your boy, BJR > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:55

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teach him how to SWANG

Tohru > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 10:57

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Teach him that speed limits are for bitches and that turn lanes are just for getting ahead of the rest of the losers at traffic lights.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 11:15

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Finding the friction point on the clutch.

PS9 > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 11:26

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Given that humans will be obsolete and hunted down like cockroaches due to the machine revolution sparked by driverless cars in 20 years or so, I'm torn between 'teach him all you can while you can!' and 'Don't bother.'

CaptDale - is secretly British > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 11:45

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Obligatory, "Let me know when he is on the road, so I won't be" quip.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 12:13

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When someone is merging onto the interstate, stay in the right lane to make them slow down, people love that. Also, if you plan on going under the speed limit, say by 1-2 mph, hold the left lane like it's the last piece of bacon on earth.

macanamera > Your boy, BJR 03/21/2015 at 12:48

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Clearly necessary.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 03/21/2015 at 12:49

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should the first car he ever drives be a 600 lb/ft AMG or a 2003 Taurus?

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 12:52

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I think we both know the answer to that one

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 03/21/2015 at 12:57

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true dis